The relation(ship) between breakups and blowjobs

Words of wisdom for this week:

1. Your ex is not coming back when he starts suggesting other guys for you to date or actually tries to set you up with his friends. Kinda gross btw.

2. Breakups suck to the point you decide how much more pain and misery you want to swallow and start spitting that shit out.

3. Fuck the pain away is a song by Peaches but also a presumptious way of forgetting someone. At least so I’ve been told.

4. Have you noticed people fight a lot via sms, gtalk, fb messenger? A lot more than in real life and much more carelessly, injurious and determined, like in a cold war based on extermining each other. When have mobile networks started ruling over common sense and the faculty of good judgement? ERR. It seems hard to understand how can people put out such big words careless and then take them back at the slightest, most insignificant issue. Since WHEN things like “I love you” and “I want to be with you” get so trashed by Orange and Vodafone? Or should we just call customer care?

5. To every girl that dreams of dating a bearded uptown hipster with a bike: – let me just remind you that when you take away the fixed-gear bike, the messenger bag, the scarf that’s worn year-round, the ironic t-shirt, the dumb shoes, the tattoos, the hat and the stupid beard, they ALL look the same. So, are you really in love with a guy or his accessories? Or is it that you’re in love with the whimsical idea of an urban lumberjack type who will go on “adventures” with you, meanwhile being perfectly content with doing what every other human being our age does: drinking and fucking? In reality, you don’t even know what you want. It’s an endless cycle of superficiality, facades, and stupid kids seeking affirmation from their peers.

6. Feminist doesn’t mean to be super strong and not going out with mysoginistic guys. It is in fact going out with a misogynist, loving one and still being able to point out his flaws.

7. If you and your friends don’t want to start feelings like you’re in Narnia the next time you’ll be browsing Youtube, Tumblr, Fb, Twitter etc, join this protest. I would do it, but I’m basically doing a better job writing about it.

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  • Have you noticed how “relationship” and “blowjob” in Romanian are one letter away from being homophones? I think of this anytime people tend to confuse the two for one another.

    • It’s ok, I know people who confuse a kiss for moving in together.

  • A mysonigist should never consume our time. As for Facebook, YM, mobile texts, you know my opinion about it. I stay away from it while I can imagine, even from the distance, what negative consequences a 50% online relationship would have on the real 50%. Being in a relationship as a status more than truly being in a relationship means, in my opinion, bringing clutter into our lives.

    • I’m slowly becoming less and less eager to promote the importance of living offline…People don’t get it or don’t feel like getting it. I hope they’ ll get you Mark, I hope they will..

  • martha

    this is just so well written I can’t stop giggling ! so so true, it is just so easy to break up with someone via email or facebook, you can even do it on the wc (apparently) just for the sake of being multi-functional :)

    hug

    • hug back and i hope you’re ok! talk soon and don’t let the basterds ruin it for you!

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